My classmate posted this up on the class yahoo groups... quite sure many of you have seen it before, but will just post it for laughs... xD -Ruru =^..^=
Changing Light bulbs.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: 4 whole
faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out,
one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light
bulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole
school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole
school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and
banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They
can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They're
too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb?? A: None.
They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Only
one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to
demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They'd
prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.
Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They
wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.
They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.
They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Huh, what
litebarbu...
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this? A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb? A: None.
They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb? A: Fuck the
light bulb lah, the principal will do something about right barbs. Let's do
300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Changing Light bulbs.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: 4 whole
faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out,
one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light
bulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole
school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: The whole
school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and
banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They
can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They're
too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb?? A: None.
They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Only
one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to
demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They'd
prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.
Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: They
wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.
They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: None.
They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Huh, what
litebarbu...
Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this? A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb? A: None.
They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb? A: Fuck the
light bulb lah, the principal will do something about right barbs. Let's do
300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
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